Tuesday, May 26, 2026
I read the NYT. I listen to NPR. I watch CBS mornings. So I knew when the price of a dozen eggs rose to $6. But since I use a maximum of one egg a month, I found the price increase only mildly interesting and not at all troubling. (What I did find fascinating was that Wegman's, who was charging the bargain price of $5.50 a dozen, limited customers to five dozen at a time. I wondered who buys 5 dozen eggs at a time? What does their cholesterol look like? Are they taking a statin?)Because I do not have my head in the sand, I am of course aware of the affordability crisis. The gas station around the corner from my apartment is charging over $6 for a gallon. That is alot. But I live in Manhattan. I don't have a car. I'm unaffected by what's happening in the Gulf of Hormuz. Of course, I'm not unfeeling. I once lived in California where feet are never used for walking, there is no public transportation and without a car you can neither go to a pharmacy, a supermarket or your gym to run on the treadmill.
Sure, prices have gone up. My chocolate peanut butter cups were 99 cents last year. Now they're $1.49. But I buy them at Trader Joe's, along with $30 of produce, chicken and marinated greek chick peas. When I tap my credit credit card,I'm not paying real money for any of it. I'm tapping . Yes, I get a credit card bill, but I never write a check to pay the bill. I tell my bank to send the money from my account. The money has gone into my account without my ever holding it in my hand and the money has left my account without my ever having laid a finger on on it. So why would a price increase of 50% on the chocolate peanut butter cups register?
Saturday, however,for the first time, I was gut punched by the affordability crisis. Every Saturday until this past Saturday, after ballet class, I would go the McDonald's on Eighth Avenue and 56th Street and get a "senior coffee" for $1.29. What, you ask, is a "senior coffee?" Well, if you're of a certain age--I don't know the exact age, but I'm apparently clearly of it-- coffee is discounted for you. I love McDonald's coffee and was, until a few years ago, ordering it for the non-elderly price by going up to the counter, saying"small coffee, one cream" and paying $2.39. Two years ago, McDonald's put in electronic kiosks. Instead of ordering at the counter, I had to order at the electric kiosk. It looked pretty easy and I tried to use it, but I couldn't figure out how to complete the order and pay. I fumbled at the kiosk for 15 minutes. (It was reminiscent of when I tried to buy a train ticket from a machine in Italy.) A young employee who was enjoying watching me sweat for the entire time, finally stopped laughing and suggested I go to the counter and order a "senior coffee." When I asked what it was, she said, coffee, but cheaper for old people. I would have been offended, but I was actually both relieved at not having to order at the kiosk and delighted to get a bargain.
Since that time, I had been opening my change purse and taking out a crisp dollar and 29 cents. I "tap" my credit card for everything else and it was inexplicably pleasurable to hand over the $1.29 in cash to Judith, the manager, who, despite being 16 years old, was a consummate professional. She knew my regular order-senior coffee, one cream- and filled it without my having to speak it. This past Saturday, however, June 23, 2026, as I handed my $1.29 to Judith, she said "$1.62." I asked, rhetorically, whether the price had gone up. She nodded sheepishly. I rifled in my change purse for the additionl 33 cents, depleting my change. I handed it over.
62 cents change is too much to carry around. It weighs down my Sportsac. In the future, I will still enjoy my senior coffee, but not as much. It will still be a bargain, but I'll be paying for it by "tapping" and the inexplicable pleasure of paying for it in cash will be gone.
It took McDonald's (senior) coffee to wake me up. The affordability crisis is real. When senior coffee is $1.62, prices are TOO DAMN HIGH.
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