Tuesday, July 28, 2020
Savvy New Yorkers During Covid
I didn't get the link.
Did you get the link?
The link didn't work.
I didn't get the password.
Did you get the password?
I couldn't get in. Could you get in?
I can see you all, but I can't hear anyone.
I can hear everyone, but I can't see anyone.
We can't hear you. Can you hear us?
Can you hear me?
Where's the chat?
I typed the chat. How do I send the chat?
You're frozen.
I'm frozen.
She's frozen.
My internet is spotty.
What does "share screen" mean?
I can't share the screen.
How do you get a backdrop?
Why can't I get a backdrop?
Why do I look so bad?
Can I do something with the lighting?
Do you think it's safe to:
-leave my apartment?
-open my deliveries within 200 hours?
-let the cleaning lady come?
-Meet a friend for a walk?
-go to Trader Joe?
-go to the dentist?
-go to the dermatologist?
-take a bus?
-take a subway?
-rent a car?
-take the LIRR?
-get my hair cut?
-eat outside at a restaurant?
-go to the beach?
-get a mani/pedi?
-walk within 6 feet of a stranger?
-go anywhere?
Should I:
Wash my hands before I remove my mask?
Wash my hands after I remove my mask?
Really sing "Happy Birthday" twice each time I wash my hands?
Wash my mask each time I wear it?
Change masks daily?
Wipe down the counters after the cleaning lady has been here?
Wash my clothes if I've been outside ?
Throw out my clothes if I've been outside?
Let a stranger pet my dog?
I'm not sure I'm ok. My temperature is normal and the oximeter says 99% but:
-I have a dry cough.
-My stomach is a little upset.
-I'm sniffling.
-My toes hurt.
-my egg salad was tasteless.
-I couldn't tell if the mayonnaise from 2013 was spoiled.
Before March, we had every answer. Now, everything is a question.
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